Violence in Iraq has fallen to a four year low, and things in general seem to be looking up there. I, like many commentators, incorrectly attributed this result to the "surge" strategy employed by General Petraeus.
But then, the truth hit me like a round-house kick to the face:
Chuck Norris, planning victory
Chuck Norris loses patience with a minion and begins to snap his neck. It's the happiest moment of minion's life. Proud Father looks on.
Chuck Norris, seen here with the tank he used to win the war. Coincidentally, the tank is also called Chuck Norris. UPDATE!!!
Progress is also now being made in Afghanistan. I wonder when Chuck Norris was there?
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